What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 04:35

From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”